Prophets Lotto Subscriptions

A service where we sell prophecies, but not actually fulfill them.

Subscription plans start at just $5/month, and include:

• One free "Maybe it will be a good day" prophecy
• 10% off all prophecies after your first purchase

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Our Prophecy Package Options

You can choose from our three subscription packages:

1. Weekly Package - 1 prophecy per week, delivered to your inbox every Friday
2. Monthly Package - 4 prophecies per month, delivered on the 1st, 15th, and last day of the month
3. Yearly Package - 52 prophecies per year, delivered on every Tuesday and Thursday

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