THE PROPHETS' MANIFESTO

Chapter 4: "We're not just seers, we're the ones who actually see"

Subchapter 4a: A vision of the future: where the apocalypse is cancelled

Subchapter 4b: The secrets of our sacred rituals (hint: they involve a lot of shouting)

Subchapter 4c: The art of interpreting the obvious (it's harder than it looks, trust us)