Article 1: We, the Prophets, reject the tyranny of the mundane.
Article 2: We demand a world of vibrant colors, where the dull and boring are abolished.
Article 3: We shall not be silenced, we shall not be tamed, we shall be bold and bright.
Article 4: We will not rest until the world is filled with the sound of sizzling bacon and the smell of freshly brewed coffee.