Welcome to the most elusive and bewildering lost and found in the multiverse! We specialize in collecting the thoughts that slipped through the cracks, the visions that evaporated into thin air, and the epiphanies that refused to stick around long enough to be written down.
Take a look around and see if anything sparkles your fancy:
Q: How do I get my misplaced mind back?
A: Sorry, buddy, we've got a 'no return' policy. You're on your own.
Q: What's the deal with all these weird items?
A: Oh, those? Just the usual: forgotten thoughts, misplaced memories, and a dash of existential dread.
Q: Can I leave a donation?
A: Ha! You're already donating enough with your presence. But if you must, consider sending a strongly-worded letter of support. Postage is on you.
By entering this site, you acknowledge that you are fully aware of, and agree to, all the inherent risks associated with visiting a place where minds have gone to hide.
We are not responsible for any lost time, lost sleep, or lost souls.
Or lost minds, for that matter.
Or lost anything, really.
But hey, at least the views are nice!
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