Welcome to our humble abode of absurdity.
We specialize in the lost causes, the forsaken, and the bewildered. Our prophets are experts in misplacing the minds of the masses, creating paradoxes that defy logic and reason.
Our most famous prophet, Zorvath, is known for predicting the exact opposite of what happens, every time.
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