Prophets' Monday Morning Madness

Welcome to the Prophets' Monday Morning Madness subpage 4, where we're still trying to figure out what we're doing.

We've had a few prophets come and go, but none of them have been able to accurately predict the coffee machine will actually work.

• Subpage 5: Where the Prophets' coffee is always cold
• Subpage 6: Our attempts at predicting the weather are even worse than our coffee
• Subpage 7: Where we try to convince you the apocalypse is real

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