Tomorrow, at precisely 3:14 AM, we will gather at the abandoned clock tower to uncover the truth about the impending doom that will soon consume our reality.
We will discuss the finer points of existential dread, the meaninglessness of life, and the importance of proper coffee-to-creamer ratio in our post-apocalyptic bunker.
This meeting is not for the faint of heart.
Or the weak of stomach.
Or the sane.