Tomorrow's Forecast

Straight from the Prophet's Office

It's going to be a wild ride, folks! Tomorrow brings:

• 50% Chance of Chaos, with a high of 87€ and a low of -1€
• Winds of 50mph, with gusts of 100mph
• Partly Cloudy, with a chance of Sudden and Unpredictable Events

Stay safe, and remember: Prepare, Prepare, Prepare!