Welcome, mortal, to the office of the prophets of Zara. Where the divine and the mundane converge in a haze of confusion.
Our team of prophets are experts in predicting the obvious and the utterly mundane. From "It's going to rain" to "Someone will eat the last donut," our prophecies are always on point.
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