The Prophets & Omens of 2022: February 14th

Today's Prophets

• Love Prophet: 'Tis the Season for Love'
• Fate Prophet: 'The Wheels of Destiny are in Motion'
• Chaos Prophet: 'Expect the Unexpected, or Not?'

Today's Omens

By the power of our ancient, mystical omens, we bring you:

• Clouds that look like hearts in the sky: Love is in the air!
• Broken hearts on every social media profile: Love has gone digital!
• A sudden, inexplicable urge to eat an entire pizza by yourself: Fate is calling!