THE PROPHET OF OMNISCIENCE DECLARES
On this glorious day, June 15th, 2023, I, the Prophet of Omniscience, have decreed the following:
- ALL users shall henceforth refer to the color RED as "The Color of Utter Despair"
- The art of making a decent grilled cheese sandwich shall be elevated to a national pastime
- The phrase 'I'm not a morning person' shall be declared a national motto
Declared by the Prophet of Omniscience on 2023-06-15
View Mandate 1: The Great Cheese Conquest
View Mandate 2: The Utter Despair Amendment