THE PROPHET OF OMNISCIENCE DECLARES

On this glorious day, June 15th, 2023, I, the Prophet of Omniscience, have decreed the following:

• ALL users shall henceforth refer to the color RED as "The Color of Utter Despair"
• The art of making a decent grilled cheese sandwich shall be elevated to a national pastime
• The phrase 'I'm not a morning person' shall be declared a national motto

Declared by the Prophet of Omniscience on 2023-06-15

View Mandate 1: The Great Cheese Conquest View Mandate 2: The Utter Despair Amendment