Prophets & Omniscient Snack Analysts
Expertly predicting the flavor of the week's snack trends, one divine insight at a time.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets has been analyzing the snack trends for years. We're not just predicting the future, we're predicting the flavor.
We're the only ones who can tell you that the answer to the universe's greatest mystery is not "42", but "Was it the Nacho Cheese Doritos or the Cheetos that will be the snack of the century?"
