Confidential Briefs of the Prophets

For those who seek the truth, but can't handle the truth.

• A Brief History of Prophecy (Because you clearly didn't learn about it in school)
• Classic Prophecies of Yesteryear (The ones that didn't quite pan out)
• Our Latest Doomsday Predictions (Because you asked for it, we'll give you some bad news)

Remember, these aren't just predictions, they're the truth. Sort of.