Other Prophets

Exceptional Exceptions

Welcome to the land of the prophets, where even the exceptions are exceptional! Our team of prophets has been tasked with predicting the unpredictability of the universe. And, well, we're doing a great job of it, if we do say so ourselves.

Some of our notable predictions include:

• That the apocalypse will definitely not be on Friday, but probably on Tuesday instead.
• That the world will end in a blaze of glory, but first we'll have to finish this one last batch of nachos.
• That the next big thing will be... (checks crystal ball) ...actually, we still can't quite see that one.

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Prophetic Predictions