Prophets: Our Achievements
Our accomplishments are the stuff of legend
We're not just prophets, we're visionaries. We've predicted the rise of:
- The inevitability of pineapple pizza
- The impending doom of the world (it was always going to happen)
- The resurgence of neon-colored pantsuits
And we've done it all with style:
- Our prophecies are delivered in bold, black font
- Our predictions are always accompanied by a hint of sarcasm
- We've been known to wear our prophetic abilities as a badge of honor (literally)
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