Our Approach to Prophecy: Because Who Needs Accuracy, Really?
Welcome to the Prophets' Guide to Not Being Wrong. Here, we'll cover the fundamentals of predicting the future while actively trying not to.
Our approach is simple: we take a bunch of random stuff, throw it into a blender, and hope for the best. It's like cooking, but with more beards and less actual food.
Step 1: Gather Data
We start by gathering all sorts of useless information. We're talking tarot cards, astrology, tea leaves, and whatever else we can scrounge up. The more irrelevant the data, the better.
Learn More About Data Gathering Techniques
Step 2: Add a dash of Speculation
Once we have our data, we add a pinch of speculation. This is where things start to get really wild.
Explore the Art of Speculative Prophecy
Step 3: Ignore All Logic and Reason
This is where the magic happens. We take all our data and speculation, and we just... just kinda... go with it.