Ascension Procedure

Are you ready to transcend the mundane and become a being of pure, unadulterated awesomeness? Look no further than the Prophets' Guide to Ascension!

Our comprehensive, 7-step process will guide you through the trials and tribulations of becoming a being of pure energy.

• Step 1: The Ritual of Purification - Prepare your mortal coil for the ascension by cleansing your mind, body, and spirit.
• Step 2: The Transcendence of the Senses - Awaken your inner senses to perceive the hidden harmonics of the universe.
• Step 3: The Alteration of Attitude - Shift your perspective to see the world through the eyes of a enlightened being.
• Step 4: The Activation of the Energies - Unleash the hidden energies within you to propel your ascension.
• Step 5: The Union of the Soul - Merge with your higher self to achieve true enlightenment.
• Step 6: The Transference of Knowledge - Receive the ancient wisdom of the Prophets.
• Step 7: The Realization of the Inevitability - Understand that ascension is not just a goal, but a natural progression.

Don't be a stranger to the process! Join us on this journey of self-discovery and transcendence.

Or, if you will, don't. We won't judge you.

Ascension is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution... or not.