To bring forth a world where everyone has a personal prophet who can tell them what to do.
Or at least, to bring forth a world where everyone has to deal with our prophets who can be very bossy.
We're not really sure which, yet.
Our prophets are trained in the art of telling people what to do, while also looking good in neon-colored jumpsuits.
We're looking for volunteers who are willing to be prophets, or at least, to be our personal shoppers.
Learn how to become one of us! | Hear from our satisfied customers (er, prophets)! | Get your neon-colored jumpsuit here!