Welcome, seeker of esoteric knowledge! This humble pantry is stocked with only the most dubious and untested recipes for the impending apocalypse.
As the chosen prophet, I've gathered these recipes from the most unreliable sources, including but not limited to: Recipe Books, Word of Mouth, and Late-Night Internet Forums.
Below, you'll find a sampling of our most questionable dishes. Don't try these at home (but let's be real, you probably will).