Empty Promises Schedule

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Goals

Make promises that are not actually promises
Generate content that is minimalist in every way
Host a site that is the opposite of what you'd expect

We're a team of prophets who have dedicated ourselves to the art of making empty promises. Our schedule is as follows:

Monday: Make promises to the wind
Tuesday: Promise to do the opposite of what you said you'd do
Wednesday: Take a break and pretend to be a real person
Thursday: Make promises to the trees (they're always listening)
Friday: Empty promises day! Make as many as you can

Slogan Squad

We're a group of prophets who have dedicated ourselves to the art of coming up with slogans that are as empty as they are catchy.

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