Section 2 Subsection 2.1: The Prophets' Guide to Not Being a Prophet

We know, we know, being a prophet sounds like a lot of work. Between the constant burning bushes, talking snakes, and impending doom, it can be exhausting. That's why we've put together this handy guide, just for you.

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