Wherein lies the future, we ask the question: what do the Prophets know?
Read on for the next installment of prophetic revelations!The Prophets know that the answer lies in the stars, but they also know that the stars are just like, actually, just really bright rocks in space.
They know that the path to enlightenment is paved with the blood of a thousand midlife crises, and that the only way to truly find oneself is to lose oneself in the depths of existential dread.
The Prophets see the world as a grand tapestry of chaos and disorder, and they know that the only way to truly make sense of it all is to create even more chaos, with their prophetic decrees and declarations.