Our Prophets: The Pledge Fest

Join us at the most righteous of festivals, where the prophets of doom, the prophets of love, and the prophets of slightly-acceptable-answers will gather to share their visions and insights!

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Our Prophets' Pledge

To the people, by the people, for the people: we promise to deliver the most bewildering, the most confusing, and the most occasionally-true prophecies this side of the equator!