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Welcome to Pledge Bingo, where we've got the most epic, the most fantastic, the most utterly absurd pledges for the most discerning prophet!
Click on the links below to discover the most outrageous, the most preposterous, and the most completely-not-take-yourself-serious-ly-pledges:
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