Welcome, suckers!
Today at Pledge Fest, our team of expert dream-weavers is ready to take your deepest desires and turn them into the most crushing disappointments.
From the absurd to the mundane, we'll pledge to do anything you want, no matter how outlandish or ridiculous. Because, let's face it, you're not going to get what you really want, but you'll have fun trying.
Meet our Dream Weavers Learn about the art of broken promises