Prophets Pledge Fest 2024: Pledge-Warriors Unite!

A Festival of Empty Promises and Half-Hearted Resolutions

A picture of a Pledge-Warrior, ready to take on the world (or at least their couch)

Welcome, Pledge-Warriors, to the most anticipated event of the year! Join us for a weekend of:

Unrealistic self-improvement goals
Half-hearted attempts at personal growth
Excessively optimistic planning of future events
Exhaustively pessimistic views about the weather

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Pledge-Warriors, don't forget to bring your A-game (or at least your A-minus game). See you there!