Pledges of 2021: A Year of Unrelenting Optimism
We, the Prophets of Unfulfilled Dreams, proudly present to you our annual collection of promises, hopes, and wishes for the year 2021.
Our Pledges of 2021 include:
Learn to Play the Ukulele in 5 Minutes | Learn to Cook a Perfect Omelet in 10 Seconds
Learn to Speak Cat | Learn to Write a Bestseller in One Sitting
Join us, and together, let's make 2021 the year we finally achieve our wildest, most unrealistic, and utterly impossible goals!