We, the anointed ones, do hereby solemnly pledge to:
Pledge to always wear our finest tunics, a symbol of our unwavering commitment to style.
Pledge to never utter the words 'I'm not sure', lest the fabric of reality unravel.
Pledge to always carry a spare set of sandals, for the unexpected desert trek.
Pledge to never, ever, under any circumstances, eat a plain cracker, for it is a travesty against the divine.
By the power vested in us, we, the prophets, do hereby seal these pledges in blood and fire!