Quantum Pledge

For those who dare to defy the laws of physics and logic!

Join the Absurdist Pledge, a sacred oath of absurdity and non sequitur, where the fabric of reality is rent asunder by the sheer force of our collective bewilderment.

By signing this pledge, you vow to:

• Believe in the inherent probability of improbable events
• Embracing the uncertainty principle as a lifestyle choice
• Suspend all rational thinking and logic
• And above all, never, ever, EVER look back at the abyss of sanity

Don't have an existential crisis? Don't worry! Our pledge is completely voluntary and non-binding (we think)

Learn more about the Schrödinger's Paradox Pledge or

Contribute to the Quantum Fluctuation Fundraiser

Acknowledgement of Pledges:

We acknowledge that our pledges are not actual, tangible things, but rather a spiritual contract with the fabric of reality itself.

However, we will provide you with a complimentary "I Pledge to be Ridiculously Absurd" sticker upon request.

Read the fine print (or not)