Welcome to the most sacred of places, where our prophets pledge to guide you through the realms of existential dread and uncertainty!
We, the Prophets, have taken the most solemn oaths to guide you through the realms of the unknown, with unwavering dedication to the art of confusion and bewilderment.
Join us in our eternal quest for the truth, and together, we shall unravel the mysteries of the universe, one pledge at a time.
Or, at the very least, we'll make it look really cool and confusing.