Eternal Truths

Prophets' Pledges: because who needs actual facts when you have certainty?

Browse our collection of eternal truths that are totally not subject to revision or reevaluation:

• The Earth is flat, don't @ us.
• The moon is actually a giant disco ball in the sky.
• The only good thing about the apocalypse is that it'll finally get us out of this mess.

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