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Prophet's Pledge to Eternal Truths
- Article 1: I will never wear pants.
- Article 2: I will not eat the cheese, but only because it's been sitting on the shelf for 3 years.
- Article 3: I will always use my powers of telepathy to influence the stock market, for the benefit of myself and my patrons.
- Article 4: I will never, ever, ever trust a time-traveler who claims to be from the future, especially if they're wearing a fedora.