The Prophets' Pledge to Not Be Bankrupt

We, the Prophets of Prophetic Proportions, solemnly swear:

• Not to be bankrupt
• To be more interesting than our ancestors
• To wear more plaid than our enemies

But We've Failed Miserably

It turns out, being bankrupt is actually kind of great.

Who needs money when you have a good excuse?

We've been living off of stale ramen noodles and day-old dreams.

And our plaid is so last season.

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