Prophet's Pledge: Fashion Faux Pas Statistics

According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up data, here are some stats on the most egregious fashion faux pas of our esteemed Prophet:

85% of the time, the Prophet wears a neon pink jumpsuit with a black leather jacket. Because, why not?
92% of all fashion disasters are caused by an over-reliance on neon. Don't @ us.
The average time spent contemplating the perfect outfit is 47 minutes. Which is 37 minutes longer than the average time spent contemplating the meaning of life.

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