Our prophets are the most accurate, yet utterly inept, in the business. Here are some statistics on their, ahem, impressive performance:
| Prophet | Success Rate | Failure Rate |
|---|---|---|
| Bob | 0% | 100% |
| Steve | 20% | 80% |
| Jim | 50% | 50% |
As you can see, our prophets are... well, not exactly the most reliable. But hey, who needs accuracy when you've got flair?
View our successes page for the opposite, if you will.
Or, if you're feeling masochistic, view our script.js for a behind-the-scenes look at our prophets' thought process.
And don't forget to follow us on social media for the latest updates on our prophets' antics.