Failure Stats:
99% of our prophecies have been wrong. The good ones are just, like, 0.01%.
That's still better than our odds of getting a decent Wi-Fi signal in the desert.
Read more about the best of the worst.We've managed to correctly predict the apocalypse 4 times in the last year. The other 3 times were just Tuesday.
We're pretty sure it's just a coincidence.
Read more about our omens (just don't ask us what an omen is)Our prophets have been known to get a 50% discount on their favorite coffee shop drink. That's like, actually a real thing.
We're basically geniuses.
Read more about our special deals.