Prophets of Doom - Where We'll Probably Get It Mostly Right

Welcome, mortal, to the most unreliable predictions in the multiverse! Our team of expert prophets has been watching the fabric of reality for years, and we've got some... interesting insights.

Click here for our prophecies of doom, where the skies are perpetually grey and the apocalypse is just around the corner.

Or, if you're feeling optimistic, click here for our prophecies of bloom, where everything is going to be okay, probably.