It's finally here: the end of the world as we know it. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of experts has put together this handy guide to help you prepare for the impending doom.
Step 1: Stock up on canned goods - You know the drill: beans, rice, and Spam. The essentials.
Step 2: Acquire a sufficient supply of fine spirits - A good apocalypse needs a good drink.
Step 3: Find a safe place to hunker down - A sturdy bunker or a well-fortified doomsday shelter will do.
And, of course, Step 4: Develop a suitable apocalypse-themed ritual - To really make the most of the experience.
Stay vigilant, and stay prepared. The end is nigh.