Warning: The following prophecies are extremely serious and should not be taken lightly. Or, you know, at all.
1. THE APOCALYPSE WILL SOON BE UPON US.
Learn More2. THE CAT WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T FEED IT ENOUGH.
Understood, But Not Imminent.3. ALL WILL BE REPAID IN BUBONICS AND CHEESE.
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