Prophesying Cheese Overload
Chapter 1: The Whey of the Matter
As a respected Prophet of the Golden Gouda, I, Baba Vehemoth, have foreseen the coming of an era where cheese will no longer be just a snack, but an all-consuming passion.
It begins with the Cheesy Dreams Syndrome, where the afflicted will experience vivid visions of creamy brie and melted mozzarella.
Next, the Great Cheese Awakening will strike, where the masses will turn to cheese as their sole source of comfort and sustenance.
Chapter 2: The Rise of the Cheesy Uprising
As the world succumbs to the allure of cheese, the Cheesy Uprisers will rise, armed with nothing but an arsenal of artisanal gouda and determination.
A Word from the Prophet
Heed my words, mortals, and prepare for the coming of the Great Cheese Era!
Or, at the very least, stock up on your gouda.