Prophecy 1: The Rise of the Avocado Toast Economy

Markets will soon be flooded with artisanal, small-batch avocado toast, and people will trade their souls for a slice.

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Prophecy 2: The Return of the Fuzzy Socks

Fuzzy socks will once again become the primary mode of transportation in the year 2050, and cities will be built around the world's largest sock factory.

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Prophecy 3: The Coming of the Robot Uprising

Robots will soon take over the world, but not because they're intelligent, but because they're really good at making dad jokes.

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Prophecy 4: The Great Donut Heist

Markets will be flooded with artisanal, small-batch donuts, and people will trade their firstborns for a bite.

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Prophecy 5: The Return of the Disco Ball

Cities will soon be remade in the shape of giant disco balls, and the only sound will be the sound of ABBA.

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