Practical Application of Sudden Death Prophecy

Course Description

Learn to harness the raw power of impending doom and gloom to achieve ultimate productivity and focus. Our comprehensive guide covers:

• Identifying and capitalizing on impending heart attacks
• Utilizing the motivational effects of terminal illness
• Maximizing the efficiency of last-minute deadline management

By the end of this course, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of the Sudden Death Prophecy, able to tackle even the most daunting tasks with ease, as long as you have a few days left in you.

Curriculum

Module 1: The Art of Sudden Death Focus

Discover the ancient art of channeling your inner "I'll get to it eventually" into a finely tuned sense of purpose and determination.

Module 2: Sudden Death Project Management

Master the delicate dance of prioritizing tasks based on likelihood of completion before your impending demise.

Module 3: Sudden Death Motivation and Goal-Setting

Learn how to set and achieve goals that are guaranteed to be unfulfilled, because, you know, you might not have time for it.