Where the future of tech is revealed to the chosen ones.
Techno Prophet 3000, the most accurate prediction engine in the land. Our algorithms are tuned to precision, not to your feelings. We predict the next big thing, and the next big thing after that, and the thing after that, and... well, you get the idea.
You can also visit our sister site, Techno Prophet 9000, for our more advanced, more expensive, and more utterly useless predictions.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our experimental site, Techno Prophet Alpha, where the predictions are so bad, they're good.
Or just stick with us, Techno Prophet 3000, because let's be real, we're the ones in the know.