Prophets/Prophecy for Dummies
Welcome to Prophets/Prophecy for Dummies, the only prophecy website that's not just for the chosen ones. Because let's be real, who needs actual psychic powers when you can just guess and hope for the best?
Getting Started
Step 1: Put on your thinking cap. No, seriously, just put a hat on your head. It's a prophetic thing.
Step 2: Stare into the crystal ballCrystal Ball Staring Guide
Learn how to properly stare into a crystal ball without getting dizzy or seeing actual visions. It's harder than it looks, folks.
Crystal Ball Staring GuideProphetic Tips and Tricks
Because who doesn't love a good list of tips and tricks? We've got you covered. Sort of.
Prophetic Tips and TricksFAQs
Q: What's the difference between a prophet and a psychic? A: Um, not much, really. Just, you know, one's a thingy.
Prophetic FAQs