Prophet's Pit of Despair

Prophetic Pitfalls

Be careful what you wish for, mortals, for the pit of despair is deep and treacherous.

• 1. Overly optimistic prophecies - We've all been there: predicting the end of the world in 5 years only to have it happen 5 years later than predicted.
• 2. Forgetting your prophecies - You've got a great one, and then... poof! Gone.
• 3. Overreliance on solar eclipses - You've got 10 prophecies, and 9 of them are based on the next solar eclipse.
• 4. Being taken in by your own prophecies - You've got a great prophecy, and then you realize it's just your mom's cooking.
• 5. Underestimating the powers of the socks - Your socks have been plotting against you for years, and you only just realized it.

And that's not all, folks!