Prophecies

Welcome to the Prophecies section of the Oracular Archives, where the most obscure and outlandish predictions in the multiverse are stored.

Here, you'll find the most unlikely, the most absurd, and the most utterly bewildering prophecies from the world's greatest (and worst) prophets.

Click on a prophecy to view its full, bewildering text:

• The Great Cheese Apocalypse of 2023
• The Rise of the Robot Uprising (Again)
• The End of All Things (Again, but Seriously This Time)
• The Great Space Jellyfish Invasion of 2100