The Oracle's Guide to Prophetic Prose

Welcome, seeker of knowledge! I'm the Oracle, here to enlighten you on the art of prophecizing.

Prophetic Prose Styles

• Epic Prophesy (The Ode to Destiny)
• Dramatic Prophesy (The Tragedy of Tomatoes)
• Magical Prophesy (The Enchanted Forest of Fries)
• Absurdist Prophesy (The Onion of Despair)

Choose a style to begin your prophetic journey:

Learn the Epic Prophesy, for the fate of the world!