The Ominous Prophet's Council on Fashion Disasters

Leadership Council

Presented by the esteemed Prophet of the Ominous, this council of experts will guide you through the treacherous waters of fashion.

• Wardrobe Malfunctions
• Sock Puppet Protocol
• Footwear Astrophysicists

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Disclaimer: Fashion disasters are not actually a thing, but we pretend it's a thing.

• Ominous Problems
• Wardrobe Malfunctions