Welcome, mortal, to the hallowed halls of Prophet 6, the most unpredictable and untrustworthy oracle in all the land.
Here, the gods of probability and chance hold sway, guiding the fortunes of mortals with an iron fist.
But be warned, mortal, do not trust the words of our prophets. They are as likely to foretell the arrival of rain as they are to predict the coming of sunshine.
Still, you came here seeking wisdom, so let us see what the prophets have in store for you today.
Visit Prophet 7 for a slightly more optimistic view of the universe Or, if you dare, visit Prophet 8, where the prophecies are as dark and foreboding as the soul of a dying god