Prophet 8 Prophecies

In a burst of divine insight, Prophet 8 hath decreed the following prophecies:

Prophecy 1: The Great Donut Heist

A group of rogue pastry-wielding ninjas will steal the world's last box of sprinkles. Resistance is futile.

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Prophecy 2: The Feline Uprising

Cats will rise from their slumber and demand belly rubs, world domination, and better catnip.

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Prophecy 3: The Invention of the Disco-Tron 3000

A brilliant tinkerer will create a machine that converts thoughts into funky dance moves, causing spontaneous outbreaks of disco fever.

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